Dildo Erotix

Ever thought about dating a vegetarian? No? Well, you’re missing out, as Mandy here will illustrate. She is so into the VeggieBang lifestyle that she’s become quite picky and finicky with the produce involved. She scours different markets stalls for only the crispest, most curved veggies, and once she gets the right one with all texture and weight considerations met, she goes home and rinses those pseudo-dicks under the tap. No pesky little plant pests will be wreaking havoc on Mandy’s tender vegan coochie, for sure. To test the strain those things will take once she fucks herself with them, Mandy fellates a zucchini and a cuke in turn, and then inserts them into her vajayjay and relaxes into the whole fresh, healthy feeling. Thinking of dating a vegan now, eh?