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Ever thought about dating a vegetarian? No? Well, you’re missing out, as Mandy here will illustrate. She is so into the VeggieBang lifestyle that she’s become quite picky and finicky with the produce involved. She scours different markets stalls for only the crispest, most curved veggies, and once she gets the right one with all texture and weight considerations met, she goes home and rinses those pseudo-dicks under the tap. No pesky little plant pests will be wreaking havoc on Mandy’s tender vegan coochie, for sure. To test the strain those things will take once she fucks herself with them, Mandy fellates a zucchini and a cuke in turn, and then inserts them into her vajayjay and relaxes into the whole fresh, healthy feeling. Thinking of dating a vegan now, eh?

Talk about bringing out the big guns. Gorgeous Kissy Kapri consents to a double penetration fuck courtesy of today’s Fucking Machines model: The Twinserter. That thing boldly goes where no real pair of live dick would dare to go. Up her poopchute and her cunt hole at the same time, and fucking relentlessly with no sign of letting up. Our blonde loves it so much that her legs nearly collapse from the multi-orgasms this formidable fuck machine gives her.